REPORTS of the Earl of March barring chavvy dressers who besmirch his “glorious� Goodwood Races, reminds Mr Brocklebank of flesh-exposing sirens disporting themselves at last year’s Aintree Ladies’ Day.
When a startled Channel 4 Grand National racing commentator asked one fragrant female if she was not cold, she replied: “Nah, I’m wearin’ two thongs, love.�