NEW airport security alert: Christopher Tigwell, Esq, of Rainhill, submits the following verses, an ode on the loss of the sculpted John Lennon’s spectacles at his namesake Liverpool airpor
NEW airport security alert: Christopher Tigwell, Esq, of Rainhill, submits the following verses, an ode on the loss of the sculpted John Lennon’s spectacles at his namesake Liverpool airport:
I'm standing at the airport
and feeling rather cross.
Someone just swiped my spectacles
and now I'm at a loss.
What is this country coming to,
I think it's a disgrace.
IMAGINE . . . someone purloining
the glasses off your face!
I'm standing at the airport
just looking for the felon.
So naked with no spectacles –
I'm Liverpool's JOHN LENNON!