WHILE promenading in the city, Mr Brocklebank was button-holed by an over-excited visitor, his faced etched with impatience, who shouted: “I’ve been sold this ticket by Ryanair to come to the city of culture and it’s the city of holes.�
Surely the tourists aren’t already turning on us? Don’t they realise it will be finished in 2009? Well, 2010, or maybe 2011-12-ish?